What happened
Engineers in Bhopal have successfully redefined the laws of physics by constructing a ₹18-crore flyover featuring a literal 90-degree turn. This 'geometric marvel' effectively turned the daily commute into an accidental audition for 'Fast & Furious: Madhya Pradesh'. Following the realization that most standard Indian hatchbacks lack the drift-radius of a shopping trolley, the government has courageously ordered its demolition—proving that the only thing faster than the construction of a bad idea is the expenditure on its removal.