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Resurrection Fees Apply: Bihar Man Told to Prove He's Not a Ghost

7 February 2026 - Muzaffarpur, Bihar

Record date
7 Feb 2026
Location
Muzaffarpur, Bihar
The odd part

The state government successfully achieved 100% digital accuracy by declaring 2 lakh living people dead to balance the pension budget.

What happened

In a display of bureaucratic necromancy, Bindeshwar Rai of Muzaffarpur found himself 'officially deceased' in the government's Management Information System. Despite appearing in person—breathing and complaining—officials insisted his pension could only be restored if he provided a life certificate, a document the system ironically refuses to process because it doesn't accept signatures from the 'afterlife'. The state is currently on a drive to recover money from 200,000 such 'ghosts' who had the audacity to continue existing after their digital deletion.