BMC Achieves World Record in 'Zero-Action' Desilting

In a display of peak bureaucratic minimalism, the Brihanmumbai Municipal Corporation has successfully extracted zero silt from eight major stretches of the Mithi River over the last six months. Officials claim this is a revolutionary 'Homeopathic Cleaning' method where the total absence of work actually makes the drainage system feel lighter. The budget, however, has been successfully desilted of all remaining funds.