What happened
In a display of logistical mastery, a high-ranking BSNL official planned a visit to Prayagraj that required a 50-person administrative army to manage his 'spiritual itinerary.' The plan included the creation of specialized 'Snan kits' (bathing kits) and meticulous coordination for a VIP dip in the Ganges. The project was so efficient that the Minister of Communications had to step in and cancel the operation, apparently feeling that the ratio of 50 officers per 1 bucket of holy water was slightly excessive for a telecom agency.