The odd part
High-ranking IAS officers are now being graded like primary schoolers, presumably to determine who gets to lead the class in 'Punctuality' and 'Proper File Knotting'.
What happened
The Government of India has introduced a corporate-style 'Performance Scorecard' for Union Secretaries. Moving away from the traditional method of 'being there for 30 years', officials will now be assessed on measurable outcomes. Rumors suggest that those who clear their desks by Friday might receive a 'Good Boy' sticker and five extra minutes of lunch break in the canteen.