The odd part
The administration has successfully created a 2-meter radius of 'Pure Swiss Air' around every monitoring station.
What happened
In a masterclass of localized environmental management, authorities in Delhi have been caught using high-pressure water sprinklers specifically aimed at AQI monitoring sensors. By ensuring the sensors are the only things in the city breathing clean air, the government has achieved record-breaking 'Green' ratings on paper, while the rest of the population continues to inhale air with the nutritional value of a charcoal briquette.