The odd part
Why build smart roads when you can build deep, unbarricaded death-traps for free?
What happened
In a display of 'surprise urban planning,' the Delhi Jal Board left a massive, unbarricaded pit open in Janakpuri, resulting in the tragic death of a motorcyclist. Officials have responded with their standard 'high-tech' solution: ordering an inquiry. The pit, which lacked any warning signs or lights, serves as a grim reminder that in the race to become a superpower, basic safety remains an optional luxury that the budget simply cannot afford.