The odd part
Finally, a government service with zero wait times, accessible via Skype.
What happened
In a spectacular display of digital efficiency, scammers have managed to 'arrest' thousands of citizens via video calls, proving that people find fake officials on Skype more believable than real officials at a police station. While the Ministry of Home Affairs reports losses of over 120 crores, the real marvel is the scammers' ability to maintain a '24/7 Digital Police Station' with better lighting and faster response times than the actual administration. It is truly the 'Work From Home' model of criminal justice.