The odd part
Security through inconvenience: You can't be scammed if you can't stay logged in.
What happened
The Department of Telecommunications is moving to ensure that your digital life is as exhausting as your physical one. A new mandate requires messaging apps like WhatsApp and Telegram to enforce 'regular forced logouts' and bind accounts strictly to SIM cards. Finally, a solution to cybercrime: making the apps so annoying to use that citizens simply return to communicating via handwritten letters and carrier pigeons.