Bureaucracy’s Forbidden Fruit: Out-of-the-Box Ideas Banned

Union Minister Nitin Gadkari has once again hit a 56-inch wall of 'No' from his own department. Despite being the Minister, Gadkari's attempts to introduce flexible, innovative infrastructure ideas were thwarted by the bureaucracy's specialized 'Mental Speedbreaker' system. The department has successfully maintained a policy where any idea not found in a 1952 manual is treated as a security threat. This ensures that while the world moves to 5G, Indian files continue to move at the speed of a bullock cart, preserving the country's rich heritage of 'Pending Status.'