The odd part
Why wait for birth to start a mid-life crisis? Madhya Pradesh moves primary education to the womb to ensure toddlers are career-ready by day one.
What happened
The Madhya Pradesh government has announced the setting up of 'Garbh Sanskar' rooms in state hospitals to 'educate the mind of the fetus.' While the state's existing students wait for textbooks, the government is ensuring that every embryo is well-versed in cultural values and prenatal curriculum, effectively solving the unemployment crisis by starting the skill-development process nine months before the applicant actually exists.