The odd part
The contractor practiced 'Inclusion and Diversity' by allowing low-strength tiles to occupy high-strength positions.
What happened
Residents of Ardee City performed their own lab tests to discover that the interlocking tiles used for their new 1.7-crore road were 'structural pacifists.' While the tender demanded M50-grade concrete, the contractor provided M35 blocks that crumbled under the weight of a stern look. The Municipal Corporation of Gurgaon (MCG) has expressed shock that the tiles did not simply work harder to meet the specifications through sheer willpower.