The odd part
Why spend 68,000 crores on the Jal Jeevan Mission when you can achieve efficiency by only spending 17,000 crores and letting nature take its course?
What happened
Indore, the perennial winner of India's 'Cleanest City' award, has introduced a revolutionary new sanitation feature: water so lethal it cleanses the city of its residents. Following the Bhagirathpura water tragedy, officials defended the 'Viksit Bharat' claims by proving that while the water might be poisonous, the paperwork for the budget is absolutely sparkling.