What happened
Following the back-to-back failures of missions PSLV-C61 and C62, India's reliable 'workhorse' has officially developed a hobby for scuba diving. Despite seven 'Mission Readiness Reviews'—the highest in history—the third stage anomaly persisted, proving that you can have as many meetings as you want, but gravity always has the final word. While the strategic defense satellites are lost, officials are likely to rebrand the event as a 'multi-billion rupee experiment in marine acoustics.'