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Jammu Declares Door Bolts the Ultimate Enemy of Public Morality

12 February 2026 - Jammu District, Jammu and Kashmir

Record date
12 Feb 2026
Location
Jammu District, Jammu and Kashmir
The odd part

Solving potential crime by ensuring nobody can lock their door during a massage.

What happened

In a visionary move to promote 'transparent relaxation,' the Jammu administration has invoked Section 163 to ban cross-gender massages and, more importantly, the use of internal door bolts. Authorities believe that the secret to a moral society lies in ensuring that any session can be interrupted by a surprise breeze or an unannounced inspection, effectively turning every spa day into a public performance of 'nothing to hide here.'

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