In a visionary move to promote 'transparent relaxation,' the Jammu administration has invoked Section 163 to ban cross-gender massages and,...

In a visionary move to promote 'transparent relaxation,' the Jammu administration has invoked Section 163 to ban cross-gender massages and, more importantly, the use of internal door bolts. Authorities believe that the secret to a moral society lies in ensuring that any session can be interrupted by a surprise breeze or an unannounced inspection, effectively turning every spa day into a public performance of 'nothing to hide here.'