The odd part
A government so humble it officially admits it has no idea what it has been doing for the last five years.
What happened
In a display of profound existential bureaucracy, the Kerala government responded to an assembly query about major projects implemented between 2021 and 2026 with the phrase: 'Information is being collected.' The news comes as a surprise to voters, as the same government is currently printing election posters bragging about those very same 'missing' projects.