The odd part
The government ensures that while you might struggle to get a gas cylinder to cook dinner, your final exit is guaranteed to be fully fueled and on schedule.
What happened
As the national LPG shortage worsens due to geopolitical tensions in the Strait of Hormuz, the Ministry of Petroleum has released a priority list for gas allocation. While households are being told to embrace raw food and eateries are shutting down, the government has magnanimously prioritized 'essential services' like hospitals and crematoriums. Citizens are advised that while life is currently a struggle for fuel, the afterlife remains a high-priority, gas-guzzling success.