The odd part
The Revolutionary Self-Collapsing Structural Integrity System
What happened
Following a pillar collapse in Mulund that tragically reminded citizens of gravity, officials have pivoted to explaining that the structure was merely performing a 'spontaneous altitude adjustment.' While the city celebrates its world-class AI Expo, the Metro pillars have reportedly decided that standing upright is too mainstream and are exploring 'horizontal infrastructure' as a way to connect more closely with the common man.