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Ministry of Renewable Energy Invents 'Stealth Power': Wind Tenders with Zero Bidders

13 March 2026 - New Delhi, Delhi

Record date
13 Mar 2026
Location
New Delhi, Delhi
The odd part

The government has achieved a 100% success rate in keeping the Indian Ocean completely free of pesky private investments and functional turbines.

What happened

After successfully cancelling 4.5 GW of offshore wind tenders in 2025 because not a single developer showed up, the Ministry is now 're-evaluating' a smaller 1 GW tender. Officials are shocked to discover that 'financial unviability' and 'lack of infrastructure'—minor details previously ignored during the glossy PowerPoint launch—have somehow discouraged investors from throwing billions into the sea. The Ministry is currently investigating if the wind can be requested to blow harder to compensate for the missing bidders.

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