What happened
Invoking the Essential Commodities Act of 1955, the Ministry of Petroleum and Natural Gas has issued the 'Petroleum and Natural Gas (Furnishing of Information) Order, 2026'. This bureaucratic masterpiece requires private and public firms to provide granular, daily updates on stock levels and consumption. While the world faces an energy crisis, India's strategy is to defeat the shortage with superior spreadsheet management. The goal is to create a centralized system so the government can watch, in real-time and in high definition, as the country's fuel reserves reach critical lows.