What happened
A group of 84 former bureaucrats and 116 veterans has written a stern letter to the nation, warning that democracy is under siege because a politician had tea and biscuits at the Makar Dwar entrance of Parliament. While bridge collapses and unemployment are considered 'minor logistical hiccups,' the sight of a Parle-G in a restricted zone is being treated as a Level 5 security breach. Experts suggest the bureaucrats are just jealous they weren't invited for snacks.