The odd part
Removing the second round of virus tests because germs are famously honest and only need to be caught once.
What happened
The Health Ministry has heroically decided to scrap 'redundant' second-stage virus screenings for plasma-derived medicines. The logic is bulletproof: since the raw plasma was already checked for HIV and Hepatitis, the viruses would obviously respect the bureaucratic process and not show up during the actual manufacturing phase. This breakthrough in 'Minimalist Medicine' aims to save valuable minutes for pharma companies, proving that in a race between biological safety and administrative speed, the paperwork always wins.