The odd part
The 'Production-Linked Incentive' has been masterfully transformed into a 'Paperwork-Linked Impediment,' ensuring the budget remains untouched by actual production.
What happened
As the $23 billion manufacturing push winds down, data reveals a stunning success for red tape: only 8% of the funds were actually disbursed. By requiring 4,000-page application forms and setting benchmarks that defy the laws of physics, the government has successfully prevented hundreds of companies—including tech giants—from accidentally receiving any incentives. The Ministry of Commerce is being hailed for its 'defensive accounting' which treats manufacturing growth as a secondary concern to the preservation of unused cash.