What happened
Following the management of the 'Floating City' during the recent mega-festivities, top bureaucrats are being hailed for their 'Rajdanda' style of governance. Critics suggest the city only 'floated' because the local municipal drainage system decided to identify as a coral reef. The administration has reportedly refused to fix the leaks, claiming that stagnant water is actually a 'heritage water body' intended to promote spiritual reflection through mosquito bites.