The odd part
Finally, the Election Commission has achieved 'Paw-litical' inclusion by registering local street dogs as voters.
What happened
Booth-level officers in Punjab have been ordered to perform an emergency 'purification' of electoral rolls after discovering that the voter database had evolved into a pet directory. The 'absurd' data entries included high-definition photos of cats and dogs, proving that while humans might struggle with digital India, our furry friends are ready to cast their ballots for whichever candidate promises the most biscuits.