The odd part
A masterclass in trust-based governance where temple gold disappears the moment a pen touches paper.
What happened
In a display of administrative efficiency that would make any clerk proud, a former officer involved in the Sabarimala gold theft case was granted bail after arguing that he merely 'signed the relevant documents based on the instructions of higher officials' without checking if the gold was actually there. The court noted he had joined duty only days before the 'missing' gold panels were transported, proving that in Indian bureaucracy, the fastest way to lose temple jewelry is to follow your boss's orders with your eyes firmly shut.