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Supreme Court Deletes Reality: Judicial Corruption Officially No Longer Exists in Class 8

13 March 2026 - New Delhi, Delhi

Record date
13 Mar 2026
Location
New Delhi, Delhi
The odd part

The Supreme Court proves its transparency by banning a textbook chapter that suggests it might not be transparent.

What happened

In a move that truly defines 'Ignorance is Bliss,' the Supreme Court has banned a Class 8 NCERT social science textbook for the high crime of including a chapter on 'corruption in the judiciary.' To ensure students learn only the most 'accurate' version of history, the court expressed dissatisfaction with NCERT's explanation and ordered the education body to 'disassociate' from the drafting team, effectively blacklisting the authors from future public-funded work. It turns out that in the world of Indian legal theory, if you delete the paragraph about a problem, the problem ceases to exist in the physical dimension.

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