The odd part
The Ministry of Defence has perfected 'Post-Publication Purgatory,' where a book is widely available for leaks but officially non-existent for parliamentary debate.
What happened
While the public reads excerpts of former Army Chief Gen. M.M. Naravane's memoir, the government has successfully classified 'Four Stars of Destiny' as a 'Quantum Object.' In a masterstroke of administrative genius, the book is considered 'not published' whenever an opposition leader asks a question about it in the Lok Sabha, yet 'highly sensitive' whenever a publisher tries to distribute it. This innovative 'administrative purgatory' ensures that if the government doesn't acknowledge the book exists, it doesn't have to acknowledge the facts inside it either.