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Science Ministry Officially Rebranded as 'Kala Pani' for Lazy Bureaucrats

10 March 2026 - New Delhi

Record date
10 Mar 2026
Location
New Delhi
The odd part

Where innovation goes to die and files go to be scientifically ignored.

What happened

Union Minister Jitendra Singh confirmed that senior IAS officers view science department postings as 'punishment.' In a world racing toward AI and quantum computing, India's brightest administrators are reportedly terrified that being assigned to 'Innovation' might accidentally force them to think. The government is considering a reward system where officers who move one file per month are given a telescope to look for their lost motivation.

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