The odd part
Where innovation goes to die and files go to be scientifically ignored.
What happened
Union Minister Jitendra Singh confirmed that senior IAS officers view science department postings as 'punishment.' In a world racing toward AI and quantum computing, India's brightest administrators are reportedly terrified that being assigned to 'Innovation' might accidentally force them to think. The government is considering a reward system where officers who move one file per month are given a telescope to look for their lost motivation.