What happened
In a masterpiece of bureaucratic efficiency, the Shimla CID Cyber Crime Cell has registered a formal FIR against 'malicious' social media posts featuring an edited state government calendar for 2026. While petty crimes might wait, the department of printing and stationery has determined that a fake holiday schedule is a 'serious ethical violation' requiring the full might of the law. Citizens are warned: double-checking your dates is now a matter of national security.