Indian bureaucracy has reached peak enlightenment as police officers are now being trained in the specialized art of prostrating before Sad...

Indian bureaucracy has reached peak enlightenment as police officers are now being trained in the specialized art of prostrating before Sadhus and showering flower petals from helicopters on pilgrims. However, to maintain cosmic balance, the same officers are ensuring that any reporter investigating the sand or water tanker mafias is promptly introduced to the inside of a jail cell. It’s a beautifully balanced system: if you're praying, you get flowers; if you're reporting, you get a ditch.