What happened
In a breakthrough for forensic science and bureaucratic efficiency, a Ghaziabad police officer was caught on video using his smartphone as a 'citizenship scanner.' By simply placing the device on a man's back, the officer claimed the machine identified him as an illegal immigrant, despite the man's frantic claims of being from Bihar. This revolutionary 'back-tap' technology is expected to save the government billions in document verification costs, provided the 5G signal remains loyal to the home ministry.