The odd part
Potholes are no longer infrastructure failures; they are strategically placed, high-impact cardiac defibrillators.
What happened
In a stunning display of accidental healthcare, a 'brain-dead' woman in Uttar Pradesh was jolted back to life when the ambulance carrying her hit a particularly deep pothole. The state's Public Works Department is reportedly considering rebranding all unpaved craters as 'Budget Resuscitation Zones.' Local bureaucrats have argued that fixing roads would be a disservice to public health, as smooth highways offer zero life-saving jolts to terminal patients.