The odd part
Standardizing the exact degree of spinal curvature required for peak patriotism.
What happened
While urban infrastructure collapses into 'governed chaos,' the Centre has bravely prioritized the lack of 'standardized standing' during the national song. A high-level meeting was convened to debate protocols for 'Vande Mataram' that would mirror the National Anthem. Bureaucrats are reportedly working on a rigorous set of rules to ensure citizens don't accidentally display 'unauthorized levels of enthusiasm' or 'improper posture' while singing, proving that if you can't fix the roads, you can at least fix the way people stand on them.