The odd part
A navigation system that successfully guides you to nowhere by losing track of itself.
What happened
The Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) has reached a new milestone in 'stealth navigation' after the final atomic clock on the IRNSS-1F satellite stopped ticking on March 13. With only three operational satellites left out of the required four, the indigenous GPS alternative has heroically dropped below the threshold of functional utility. This ensures that no one—not even the government—can track where the country’s space budget is headed. The satellite will continue to orbit as a very expensive piece of 'societal messaging' equipment, likely broadcasting reminders that maps still exist.